get your uvula outta my face
im gonna write a series of hit indie novels called “the girl with the swollen uvula”
i dont know what they would be about
what if boys ejaculated different things depending on how good the sex was like after a romantic climax maybe chocolate milk to share but after a rubbish blowjob you’d be attacked by a swarm of wasps
what the fuck
i never thought that writing fanfiction could be so… calming
What better way to turn 19 than by eating cereal and watching the yogscast tekkit series……
If I could go back in time, I would, and just treat you better. Sometimes I feel bad you ever fell for me. But I love you. Always have and always will. I told you I want nobody but you. I don’t know how to prove it, but just know.
the inner ghetto in me has been released
maamama I JUST SHOT A MAN DOWN
IN CENTRAL STATION
IN FRONT OF A BIG OL’ CROWD
[[My housemate just made a StarKid reference. I feel accomplished. I introduced her to it like, a year ago and she made a reference. I’M SO PROUD!]]
It’s one of those nights where I can’t do anything right, everyone pisses me off, and I just want to lock myself in my room and cry all night because I’m a fucking idiot like that.
i mess everything up. i try so hard to lose weight but i cant seem to even do that right. i try and be nice to everyone and do what anyone asks me when they ask, but no matter what it seems like someone has something to comment on. i try and express how i’m feeling and i end up making someone mad or upset when all i wanted to do was vent. i wanna talk about something going on in my life but then i feel bad even trying to bring it up so i just drop it. idk im rambling and none of this makes sense but the main point is is that i try and i always end up failing at some point.